The One With Five Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Ideas
In the hopes that I may spare you some pain and agony, I am sharing with you some Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Ideas. Godspeed young Padawan. Grasshoppa’. Whatever. 1. Excitedly downloading...
View ArticleThe One Where I Didn’t Kill My Husband’s Adviser at His University
I read a “funny” the other day that said something to effect of “I blog because it’s cheaper than a therapist.” I laughed at it, thinking, “Yeah, you’ve got that right.” Today it’s still funny, but...
View ArticleThe One Where I Married My Mother and Also. Upchuck.
I’m sitting here in front of the computer trying to keep up with CrazyAsNormal’s Facebook, Twitter and Blog in my quest to become on of the best blogs in the entire world and SAH (Super Awesome...
View ArticleThe One That’s Just a Haiku
I started to blog Much to my spouse’s chagrin Fret not. I’ll balance. (promise.) <3
View ArticleThe One Where My Dog and Husband Fight Over Me
I know the whole intervening dog thing is not new. I’ve been reading Dear Prudence letters on Slate.com for years. About once every few months she’s a get a letter like this*: (*wasn’t exactly “like...
View ArticleThe One Where I’m On Time With Love
10. LOVE is…SAH telling you that you’re doing your Top Ten Lists all wrong and they should start with ten and count to one and instead of telling him to stuff it, you do it. 9. LOVE is…Listening to...
View ArticleThe One Where I Won A Tony. Or Something.
WOW. So not only have I won an Oscar, but now the illustrious Lucille over at My Life As Lucille has bestowed upon me a Tony. Or “The Very Inspiring Blog Award.” Whatever. Anywho – had I any idea...
View ArticleThe One Where I Plead Temporary Sanity
Please forgive me for I have not blogged. It’s been 4 days since my last post, which equates to approximately 2 years, 5 months and 18 days in internet time. I also neglected to post my Friday Best...
View ArticleThe One with Santa Claus in March
I am a complete and total dork face. It’s true. I knew that unicorns and fairies existed. I knew that if I talked to my mirror long enough someone would step through and take me to the other side. I...
View ArticleThe One With Guns and Calvin & Hobbes
This morning’s breakfast conversation between the three offspring (13, 12 and 8 years old) started off with a discourse from the middle child about why the youngest should stay off his mattress. That...
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