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The One Where I Married My Mother and Also. Upchuck.
I’m sitting here in front of the computer trying to keep up with CrazyAsNormal’s Facebook, Twitter and Blog in my quest to become on of the best blogs in the entire world and SAH (Super Awesome...
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The One That’s Just a Haiku
I started to blog Much to my spouse’s chagrin Fret not. I’ll balance. (promise.) <3
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The One Where My Dog and Husband Fight Over Me
I know the whole intervening dog thing is not new. I’ve been reading Dear Prudence letters on Slate.com for years. About once every few months she’s a get a letter like this*: (*wasn’t exactly “like...
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The One Where I’m On Time With Love
10. LOVE is…SAH telling you that you’re doing your Top Ten Lists all wrong and they should start with ten and count to one and instead of telling him to stuff it, you do it. 9. LOVE is…Listening to...
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The One Where I Won A Tony. Or Something.
WOW. So not only have I won an Oscar, but now the illustrious Lucille over at My Life As Lucille has bestowed upon me a Tony. Or “The Very Inspiring Blog Award.” Whatever. Anywho – had I any idea...
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The One Where I Plead Temporary Sanity
Please forgive me for I have not blogged. It’s been 4 days since my last post, which equates to approximately 2 years, 5 months and 18 days in internet time. I also neglected to post my Friday Best...
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The One with Santa Claus in March
I am a complete and total dork face. It’s true. I knew that unicorns and fairies existed. I knew that if I talked to my mirror long enough someone would step through and take me to the other side. I...
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The One With Guns and Calvin & Hobbes
This morning’s breakfast conversation between the three offspring (13, 12 and 8 years old) started off with a discourse from the middle child about why the youngest should stay off his mattress. That...
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The One With Five Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Ideas
In the hopes that I may spare you some pain and agony, I am sharing with you some Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Ideas. Godspeed young Padawan. Grasshoppa’. Whatever. 1. Excitedly downloading...
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The One Where I Didn’t Kill My Husband’s Adviser at His University
I read a “funny” the other day that said something to effect of “I blog because it’s cheaper than a therapist.” I laughed at it, thinking, “Yeah, you’ve got that right.” Today it’s still funny, but...
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The One With the Thumper Rule
You know the Thumper rule – right? What do you mean “No”? You’re kidding right? Okay fine. Here is the Thumper rule. I was hanging out with Kristi over at The Robot Mommy today. (We’re BFFs. Go WAY...
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The One Where We All Get Happy – No Complain Mondays
I’m giving you a hall pass today. What?!?! No. Jerk. Apologize to your significant other RIGHT NOW. Not that kind of hall pass. The “If you complained today it’s okay because I’m late with my post”...
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The One That Has An Entire 43 Reasons Why Super Awesome Husband Rocks the Kasbah
I wish I could take credit for this fantabulous idea. But I can’t. I stole it unabashedly from The Robot Mommy, because that’s how I roll. (Thank you for the idea Kristi – you’re awesome.) I have been...
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The One With Seriously Awesome Summer Fun – Family Tuesdays
I hereby declare that your children will not spend all summer in front of the television! I also decree that they will not play videogames all day long, nor will they tell their parents “I’m bored!”...
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That’s What She Said
Presented today with absolutely no context whatsoever THINGS SAID IN MY HOUSE THIS MORNING. If you do the Chicken Dance again I’m going to tell on you. Mom’s birthday present is biting me! Would you...
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My REAL Favorite Things. Sorry Maria.
Winedrops on my tongue and my blog post written Visiting friends while we do porch sittin’ Favors that are given without any strings These are a few of my favorite things Porch Sittin’ Via Me Cranberry...
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Squirrels and Better Late Than Aaron. I Mean Never.
You know what I am? Squirrelly. I know, I know – you ‘re not surprised. BUT – I was given an award for being squirrelly. My friend over at The Sadder But Wiser Girl said that it was because I was a...
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I’m a Doormat & I Want to be a Honey Badger Dadgumit!
I’m going to preface this by saying a) I’m no angel. Not by a long shot. Not even by an extra long shot powered by a turbo blaster powered by plutonium and thrown by Superman and b) I’ve never been...
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The One Where I Married My Mother and Also. Upchuck.
I’m sitting here in front of the computer trying to keep up with CrazyAsNormal’s Facebook, Twitter and Blog in my quest to become on of the best blogs in the entire world and SAH (Super Awesome...
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The One That’s Just a Haiku
I started to blog Much to my spouse’s chagrin Fret not. I’ll balance. (promise.) <3
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